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Why Pogačar is Actually Three Kids in Lycra
Deep dive into the conspiracy theory that explains everything about those impossible accelerations.
The REAL Reason Disc Brakes Were a Mistake
A 12-minute rant about why the cycling industry sold us expensive solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Breaking Down That Sketchy Sprint Finish
Frame-by-frame analysis of why that sprint was definitely illegal but somehow still counted.
Why Your Local Cat 3 Race is Harder Than the Tour
Seriously, at least Tour riders don't have to dodge potholes and angry drivers.
Marginal Gains: A $5000 Joke
Calculating how much you're paying per saved watt, and why you should have just lost weight instead.
Reading Your Hate Mail: Episode 3
Your angry emails about my disc brake takes, now with 100% more sarcasm.
The Psychology of the Mid-Pack Sprint
Why everyone suddenly thinks they're Cavendish when there's absolutely nothing on the line.
Gravel Bikes: The Industry's Greatest Con
It's a cyclocross bike with bigger tires. That'll be $8000, please.
Analyzing Strava KOMs That Are Obviously E-Bikes
Nobody climbs that fast on a Tuesday morning commute, Brad.
Why Your Power Meter is Lying to You
Spoiler: You're not actually putting out 300 watts on your recovery ride.