Meet the Chimp Behind the Keyboard

Four decades of racing, infinite hot takes

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40 Years Racing
1980s Started Riding
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Marcello Prattico

Editor-in-Chief & Chief Cynic

When Greg LeMond was revolutionizing cycling with aero bars and questioning the old guard, a young Marcello Prattico was getting hooked on the sport that would define the next four decades of his life. The 1980s weren't just about questionable fashion choices and even more questionable training methods – they were the golden era that birthed a lifelong obsession.

Forty years in the saddle teaches you a few things: disc brakes are for people who can't corner, every group ride has at least three unwritten rules being broken at any moment, and the only thing more predictable than a sprinter's excuse is a climber complaining about headwinds on the flats.

From witnessing LeMond's Tour victories to watching the sport evolve through its darkest doping scandals and into the current era of marginal gains and $15,000 bikes, Marcello has seen it all. He's raced through the EPO era, survived the Lance years, and lived to tell tales about when power meters were considered cheating and Strava didn't exist to validate your suffering.

"I've been dropped by pros, amateurs, and once by a guy on a Citi Bike. Each experience taught me something valuable: mostly that I should have trained harder." - Marcello Prattico

Now, Velochimp serves as the outlet for four decades of accumulated cycling wisdom, questionable opinions, and the kind of commentary that gets you uninvited from industry events. Because someone needs to say what everyone in the peloton is thinking but won't admit on their carefully curated Instagram feeds.

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The Velochimp Philosophy

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No Sacred Cows

From WorldTour teams to your local club ride hero, everyone gets the same treatment. If you're putting watts into pedals, you're fair game for commentary.

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Marginal Gains, Maximum Skepticism

We'll analyze your ceramic bearings and aero socks, but we'll also remind you that losing 5kg would be cheaper and more effective.

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History Matters

We remember when everyone was "just dehydrated" and power outputs were "totally natural." Context is everything in cycling commentary.

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Hot Takes, Cold Facts

Opinions should be spicy, but backed by four decades of watching wheels go round. We've seen enough to know what's BS and what's brilliant.

The Evolution of a Cycling Cynic

1984

The Beginning

Watched LeMond on TV, immediately bought a bike. Realized climbing hurts. Still didn't quit.

1990s

The Reality Check

Discovered that "training" meant more than just riding hard. Also discovered that everyone was suddenly climbing faster. Suspicious.

2000s

The Dark Era

Watched the sport implode and rebuild. Learned that skepticism is healthy and blind faith is for fanboys.

2010s

The Data Revolution

Power meters for everyone! Now we can quantify exactly how slow we are. Strava made suffering social.

2020s

The Velochimp Era

Decided the cycling world needed more honest commentary and fewer Instagram influencers. Here we are.

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Whether you agree, disagree, or just want to argue about rim vs disc brakes, we're always up for a good cycling debate.