Home About Blog Videos Contact

Welcome

Nov 15, 20023

Welcome

welcome to velochimp.com

Welcome

Hello there

Latest Stories

Hi

You Might Like

Hi

Hi there

Join the Peloton

Get the latest cycling takes delivered to your inbox

Velochimp

Four decades of racing. Zero filter. All the hot takes your group ride can't handle.

Content

Race Reports & Rants
Video Analysis
Hot Takes Archive
Tech & Gear Roasts

Racing

WorldTour Drama
Classics Coverage
Grand Tour Takes

Community

About the Chimp
Send Hate Mail
Newsletter
Reader Roasts

Join the Chaos

Get weekly doses of cycling snark delivered to your inbox

Subscribe to Pain

Watts wasted reading this: 42,069

"If you're not getting dropped, you're not trying hard enough."

© 2025 Velochimp. All rights reserved.

Privacy (We Don't Track Your Strava) Terms (Don't Be a Fred) Disclaimer (It's Satire, Chill)